Any stoner worth his bongwater knows that smoking up is likely to bring on an attack of the munchies. When the craving for food hits, almost anything will do to sate it: leftover Chinese food, Pop Tarts, even cold fried chicken…all will be welcomed just to put the munchies at bay.
That being said, there are certain foods that just seem to go down well after hitting on the bong or the pipe. Anything edible that you can stuff into your mouth is a good thing, but what would stoners actually enjoy eating if given a choice? Here are a few ideas!
1) Chinese food
Chinese cuisine in all its varied firms makes for great stoned chowing. No matter what your tastes are, there is certain to be something that you will enjoy. Dim sum, crab rolls, rice with an assortment of toppings…all are fair game for the hungry stoner!
2) Macaroni and cheese
Sounds pretty basic but there is just something about a bowl of Mac ’n’ Cheese that hits the spot…especially after a bowl or two! Even the commercially available boxed variety will do in a pinch but try making it from scratch for a tasty treat that will have you coming back for seconds.
A bag of good chips simply cannot be beat when you are stoned. Whip up a dip of your choice, and there is just no reason why you can’t have a good time.
4) Ice cream
This one is almost too obvious. Everyone loves ice cream of course, but a bowl or two is especially enjoyable when you have the munchies. Taken plain or with an assortment of your choice of toppings, and a bowl of ice cream is just superb stoner chow.
This one makes a great match for ice cream. Chocolate chip cookies are a pretty popular choice, but even something as basic as Oreos can be amazing when you are ripped. Pour yourself a glass of milk while you are at it and enjoy a treat fit for a king.
6) Taco Bell
Say what you will about Taco Bell, but they do have a bunch of menu items that are perfectly suited to the stoner’s palate. If you love meat, cheese, and salty food, don’t even think twice: Taco Bell will fit the bill.
7) Breakfast food
It might seem a bit odd to pour yourself a bowl of cereal in the middle of the day or in the evening, but the taste buds of the stoner have its own logic. The next time you feel the munchies coming on, grab a box of cereal and a jug of milk and feast!
Cheesy, meaty, crunchy…nachos have everything that a stoner could want to have a good time. More than just chips, nachos are a virtual party in your mouth!
Who doesn’t love a good burger! Take your pick of any of the chain offerings or make your own burger. The results are the same: stoner satisfaction!
Pizza definitely has to come in at the top of the list. Cold or piping hot, with any topping that you want, or even just with cheese, you can’t go wrong with pizza!