One of the best things about getting stoned is giving in to the munchies and indulging your cravings for something tasty. There is just something about getting high that activates the taste buds and kicks them into overdrive. Tastes become more intense and more pleasurable, and sights and smells combine to produce an indescribable sensation that you simply wish won’t ever end. Here is a list of some of the best foods to order while high.
1. Mexican food
Most any good-sized town has a good Mexican joint or two, and they can be excellent places to pick up a little something for the stoned proceedings you have planned. Tacos, burritos, guacamole, and a host of other delightful treats all make for perfect playmates for your taste buds and you will definitely have a smorgasbord of flavors at your disposal for a couple of hours. Chase it down with some cold beers and you have the makings of a pretty rad evening.
2. Chinese food
Chinese food is probably even easier to get a hold of than Mexican food, which is definitely a good thing! Old standbys such as shrimp, noodles, wonton, and dumplings all make for excellent stoned gorging, and you will definitely have a rousing good time giving your jaws a workout. Don’t forget to check out some of the other items in the menu as well. A bit of an adventurous spirit wouldn’t go amiss, and you might just discover some new flavors to introduce to your palate.
3. Indian food
Indian food is probably just a tiny little bit more adventurous than the rest, but you only live once, right? If you want to walk on the wild side and introduce yourself to some flavors that you have never encountered before, Indian food could be just the thing. Currys, kebabs, and a whole host of flavorful concoctions are all yours for the taking, and your sense of adventure will definitely be rewarded. Keep in mind that some items on the menu may be too hot for you to handle, so ask about the spice content when you place your order.
4. Pizza
Here is where we hit more familiar territory. Pizza is always a good choice for stoned munching, and there is a whole universe of cheesy goodness out there waiting for you to sink your teeth in. A good pizza place is truly a joy to have, so cherish it and make sure to tip the delivery guy nicely. Don’t forget to check out any new items they may have on the menu as well.
5. Burgers
Finally, here is where we all settle down into truly familiar territory and just kick back with some stoner comfort food. Nothing beats a good burger–period. Add some fries and a milkshake to the mix, and you have everything you need to ensure total blissful satisfaction for the rest of the evening. Just a note: if you have a choice, go with a good burger place rather than the chains. You’ll get a better burger for your money and it will probably be healthier too.
So that’s our list of the best stoner fast foods. Which is your favorite, and which others should have been included on the list?
